you walk up to me and say i'm sorry for tryna to kiss your girlfriend
but she just looked so effin cute and i was drunk
now picture this in a place to be with a perfect person and a perfect family
and think about all the things you did last night

and i will learn from the things you tell me not to do
that none of us are perfect man but neither are you
still you try and you try to look so cool
but your pants are loose and she makes you drool
so call it quits and call it good your time is done in this neighborhood
send the message leave a note but i'm still gonna slit your throat
naw i'm playin'

and now the time has come for you to make a fool of me
you undress dance around the room and tell me that you're free
and i'm stuck believin' the love we had was shared between us both
but i am just a little kitten scared i'm gonna choke

and that is why you will see
there's more for us to think about than you and me
and you will be stuck in this delusion of cool
but you are just a tool

and i will remember the memories we had
like smokin' a pipe on your front porch with your dad
and we will compare the grades we got on our history test
but nothin' prepared me for the moment when you knew best
and i will try to understand the things you say to me